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Old 04-23-2008, 02:26 PM
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There are some things that shouldn't even be joked about.

***** theft is one.

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsO...19603620080423
 
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:56 PM
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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HAHAHAH

Finally a story worth reading.
 
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Soooo...if a girl acusses you of having a small *****...you can just say you were a victim of witchcraft in the Congo? Hmmmmm...
 
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What is this world coming to? If you have a small peep be proud and learn how to use your mouth.
 
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Old 04-23-2008, 07:35 PM
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ButI have never been to the Congo, why is mine shrinking? Ohh never mind the viagra is wearing off

I was going to say what idiots would fall for that, but then thought about all the people that get scammed into giving their bank accounts to complete strangers.
 
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soooooo if they can make peoples *****'s shrink and disappear, how about they start curing aids and cancer and such!?!?
 
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soooooo if they can make peoples *****'s shrink and disappear, how about they start curing aids and cancer and such!?!?
They have! All you gotta do is rub one out ...

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Men who frequently ********** appear to have a lower risk of developing prostate cancer, Australian researchers reported.

Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria found that men who masturbated more than five times each week were one-third less likely to develop the cancer.

The study surveyed 1,000 men who developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who did not, and all were between the ages of 20 and 50, according to a report on Monday on the gay and lesbian news site PlanetOut.

Researchers told the BBC last week that the prostate produces one of the fluids involved in ejaculation and that frequent masturbation appears to flush out carcinogens.

Sexual intercourse may not have the same effect because it increases the risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease, which could raise the risk of cancer, the Web site reported.

So now you can tell your S.O. that you're doing it for health reasons [8D]


 
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Researchers told the BBC last week that the prostate produces one of the fluids involved in ejaculation and that frequent masturbation appears to flush out carcinogens.


So now you can tell your S.O. that you're doing it for health reasons [8D]


dude i'm going to go flush those out right now! sure i'm at work, but i have my special 'happy place'
 
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"She turned me into a newt"

"A newt?"

"...I got betta"
 
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