Sometimes...

when you cry...

no one sees your tears.








Sometimes...

when you are in pain...

no one sees your hurt.









Sometimes...

when you are worried..

no one sees your stress.








Sometimes...

when you are happy..

no one sees your smile .



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But FART!! just ONE time...



And everybody knows!!


Gotcha!! You thought it was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!

 

hehe

 

I farted right now....do any of you know!!!

 

now that was funny......

 

This may be going too far, but, have you ever been sniffing away at a fart that you think is yours, only to realize, in horror, that it is someone else's?



...uh, no, uh, me either...I was just fooling around...

 

dot dot dot

 

I just dropped ***. (Points and laughs at supervisor sitting next to him)

 

this girl a while back wanted to throw a surprise party for her boyfriend ... lights where off and almost simultaneously at the time we all yelled "surprise" when he walked in .. he was releasing an obnoxious long violent one that lasted longer than our "surprise" (which apparently he was holding until he got in the apartment) .. everything went silent and we ended up being the ones surprised.

Seems like the exact type thing "Family Guy" scripts are made of ... I should email him the idea.

 

LMAO!!!!