I could go for a rolling rock...

 

LOL..That is too funny..Sadly,I know a few women like that and they are all still single

 

Two Virgos going to another thread for a drink....this ought to get interesting...who's buying? "Virgo can be a bit of a penny pincher"


Im so sassy today!

 

Suprisingly...alot of that is tru.

 

When it comes to women all you need to do is listen to the song "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life"

 

this post is true..some of my friends are lawyers in NY, they said it went around their office..apparently this was up on the Manhattan craigslist section in the rants and raves portion...here is another great response someone posted

MY ADVICE:

Dear Pers-431649184:

Your also came across your posting with great interest. I am a 28 year old Wall Street trader who qualifies as an eligible suitor under your $500k/yr rule. In fact, I make over a million and can usher a woman into a comfortable, true middle class lifestyle (not like those 500k lower-middle class chumps who have to make do with the junior two-bedroom).

I am sympathetic to your goal in finding a rich man to marry. The milk needs to be sold by the expiration date. But since this is premium milk, why would you settle for less than premium prices? I would like to address some of the questions that were previously missed by the other gentleman and provide constructive advice on where to find your match.

I also do believe in the efficient market theory, and am surprised that $500k hasn't found you yet. There are plenty of rich lawyers, investment bankers and hedgies to go around in this city. What gives? I think the problem might be that you have not been sufficiently focused in your search efforts.

The culprit, I believe, may be that you are also looking for qualities aside from money - such as looks, personality, and a sense of humor. However, men who have those qualities learn at an early age that they do not need money to attract quality women. As the saying goes, if you can get the milk for free, why pay up for the cow?

What you need to look for is someone who is long money, and short the other aspects. They are not easy to spot, since you are biologically wired to overlook and ignore them. However, the next time that you are at a expensive black tie event, and you are introduced to the short, bald, overweight man who fidgets nervously whilst making conversation with you, pay special attention to him.

Here's an inspirational story for you. An acquaintance of mine who was also an classy and articulate woman as yourself was able to land that guy - who also happens to be one of the top ten guys at Google. This is the type of stuff that gold-digging moms read to their gold-digging daughters at bedtime. Perhaps you need to make a location change to Silicon Valley - miracles like these happen almost everyday in a land where you can randomly throw a rock and hit a rich nerd squarely in his Kim-jong Il glasses.

And as far as his deficiencies go, they turned out to be not so bad. With hundreds of millions in the bank, she's been able to clean him up and give him a little sophistication. Think of it as a fixer-upper project with a massive budget (and yourself as a visionary real estate developer!). Although, I must warn you, it is a fine line you are flirting with - you must not overdo it lest he begins to attract younger women who are hotter than yourself. The trick is, you need build him up enough to be presentable, while simultaneously manipulate him into believing you are the best that he will ever do! That and having kids will be your insurance against your depreciation (or as I prefer to use the term, milk going sour).

I wish the best of luck on your sales project. As for me, I am also available for a short-term lease. However, for marriage I wouldn't consider a woman unless she can bring beauty, brains and self-motivation to the table. I do not want to dilute my gene pool and end up raising a bunch of Paris Hiltons.

 

Women are amazing aren't they. In all honesty, they have to be crazy to agree to and ask for half of the wacky stuff they like done to them. My saying is, 'the first hour is yours, the last 20 seconds is all for me'.

 

hahaha. Sounds like my ex-wife!

 

How's the single life, Ten? Hopefully you don't go after a money grubbing putah like in this story, eh?

 

Single life is single life. Things are picking up. I'm still trying to get this new damn house set up, so I can find me another goldigging young lady to take advantage of it and me! hahaha. Anyhoo. I'm back folks!!!!

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