At aGynecologist's Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
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In a Podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all heels.'
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On a Septic Tank Truck :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
'To expedite your visit please back in.'
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On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'
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On another Plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..'
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On a Church's Billboard:
'7 days without God makes one weak.'
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
'Invite us to your next blowout.'
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At a Towing company:
'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'
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On an Electrician's truck:
'Let us remove your shorts.'
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
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On a Maternity Room door:
'Push. Push. Push.'
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At an Optometrist's Office :
'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
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On a Taxidermist's Window:
'We really know our stuff.'
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On a Fence:
'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'
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At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
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In a Veterinarian's Waiting Room:
'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
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At the Electric Company :
'We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.'
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In a Restaurant Window :
'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.'
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'
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At a Propane Filling Station ,
'Thank heaven for little grills.'
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And don't forget the sign at a
Chicago Radiator Shop:
'Best place in town to take a leak.'
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At a buthcher shop:
'No one beats our meat'

 

On the side of a meat truck, "You cant beat our meat."

 

I actually saw the "7 days without god makes one weak" on a sign new the college I go to. Its a weird sign to. Its a sign for a computer repair store, but they always put religious stuff on it.

 

"sacramento sperm bank, you whack it we pack it !"

 

mortuary: you kill 'em, we chill 'em.

 

Either their very clever or very stupid.

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i live in illinois...and when i go visit my mother in milwaukee, i pass by the bong recreation area sign...its still cracks me up to this day...

 

I would pass a sign in Hastings, Florida on my way to the beach for "BULLS HIT" farm. I always meant to take a picture of it, but I never did.

 

As I travel south on I-5, I alwayslaugh atthe sign that says ***** Ferry (I'm so imature). I assume that is where gay dudes show their ********* to eachother...

 

Dude, check out my *****.

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