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Old Mar 7, 2008 | 05:26 PM
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This is a list a soldier in the U.S. Army created that is a compilation of the 213 things he was told not to do or couldn't do.

I'm not trying to make any political statement here, I'm just a stickler for dry humor.


http://skippyslist.com/list/


My personal favorite:
26. Never tell a German soldier that “We kicked your *** in World War 2!”
 
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Old Mar 7, 2008 | 05:52 PM
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I didn't make it through all of them yet, there are a lot. My eyes are getting watery from the redundant text.

My favorite so far:
47. I am not a citizen of Texas, and those other, forty-nine, lesser states.
 
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Old Mar 7, 2008 | 06:08 PM
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148. Putting red “Mike and Ike’s” ® into a prescription medicine bottle, and then eating them all in a formation is not funny.
194. Shouldn’t take incriminating photos of my chain of command.
195. Shouldn’t use Photoshop ® to create incriminating photos of my chain of command.
 
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Old Mar 7, 2008 | 06:14 PM
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63. Command decisions do *not* need to be ratified by a 2/3 majority.
 
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