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Old 03-22-2007, 07:06 PM
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[ol]1.NO a 600 is not too slow, its 10x faster than anything youve ever had before.
2.no one cares what youre retard friends think, they dont ride either.
3. if your friends are going to make fun of you for buying a 600, find new friends
4. you wont be able to ride that 600 to its potential anyway.
[/ol] 5.stop saying GIXXER!!!!!
6.gear is for ******!!! and so is having your skin in tact, and your head in 1 piece for that matter
7. "getting used to the power" is a good thing, it means you can control it
8. power rangers+ jeff gordon= rainbow warriors, kinda makes you wonder
9.There is no mod that can substitute for rider skill.
10.Its far more embarassing to be slow on a fast bike than fast on a slow bike.
11.Yes, only one headlight is on with the low beam.....DEAL WITH IT!
12.Its not necessary to list every stupid thing you've done to your bike in your sig.
13.Leave the raccoon mask off!!!!!
14.Avoid riding tipsfrom riders who say they KNOW how to ride
15.Power Rangers make you gay!! (okay, you already mentioned that but it was worth saying again)
WHERES 16?!?!?!?!?!
17. dont wright in purple. the color is fruity
18.In most number systems, 16 comes after 15.
19.In most english speaking countries, it is w-r-i-t-e.
20.PURPLE is very GAY!!!!!!
is there anything else?
 
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Old 03-22-2007, 08:31 PM
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When you lay it down dont come up with some lame brain excuse like I was having a off day or I felt bloated. Or my horoscope said something bad was going to happen. You have to learn from the things you do wrong. What number would that be? 45?
 
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i think u speak from experience. thatks for the advice.
 
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HAHA! Dont you have a city to save or a Nascar driver to stalk?
 
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Old 03-22-2007, 09:04 PM
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maybe a spelling bee to win? hahaha jk, seriously, type slower, youll spell more words right, or download mozilla, itll correct words for ya
 
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When you lay it down dont come up with some lame brain excuse like I was having a off day or I felt bloated. Or my horoscope said something bad was going to happen. You have to learn from the things you do wrong. What number would that be? 45?
I like to blame my tires for crashing.......................................... ............or the sand in the road that fell from vagina.
 
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Hm SVS(sandy vaginasyndrum)Huh? Thats got to suck. Its never the riders fault. haha Kind of like the guy who went down on the spot of water. lol
 
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ORIGINAL: CBRCRF

When you lay it down dont come up with some lame brain excuse like I was having a off day or I felt bloated. Or my horoscope said something bad was going to happen. You have to learn from the things you do wrong. What number would that be? 45?
I like to blame my tires for crashing.......................................... ............or the sand in the road that fell from vagina.
Thats my excuse. We can use the same excuse right??
 
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It takes too long to unlock my helmet, but I bought it because it matches so it still looks good hanging on the side as I go by.
 
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ORIGINAL: CBRCRF

HAHA! Dont you have a city to save or a Nascar driver to stalk?
OMG!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!! I haven't laughed that hard from a response in a long time.........whew, thanks for that!
 


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