Really funny Joke!!
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Really funny Joke!!
This 9 year old boy tells his father, " For Christmas this year I would like a new bicycle."
The father looks at him and replies, " Son. This house has a $80,000 mortgage due and your mother was laid off. We wont be able to afford the bike this year. I am sorry."
The next morning the father sees the boy walking towards the front door with his suitcase.
"Where are you going with that suitcase??"
The boy stops and looks at his father, "Last night I was walking past your room and heard you say, " I am pulling out!!" and then I heard Mom, "NO WAIT!! I am coming too!!!"
"So I am not going to get stuck by myself in this house with a $80,000 mortgage and no ****ing bicycle!!"
The father looks at him and replies, " Son. This house has a $80,000 mortgage due and your mother was laid off. We wont be able to afford the bike this year. I am sorry."
The next morning the father sees the boy walking towards the front door with his suitcase.
"Where are you going with that suitcase??"
The boy stops and looks at his father, "Last night I was walking past your room and heard you say, " I am pulling out!!" and then I heard Mom, "NO WAIT!! I am coming too!!!"
"So I am not going to get stuck by myself in this house with a $80,000 mortgage and no ****ing bicycle!!"
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