QUICK JOKE
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QUICK JOKE
AN IRISH WOMAN HAS JUST BEEN KICKED OFF "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE" FOR MASTURBATING .................................................. .................................................. .............................
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SHE DIDNT QUITE UNDERSTAND THE "FASTEST FINGER FIRST" BIT ..... LOL
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SHE DIDNT QUITE UNDERSTAND THE "FASTEST FINGER FIRST" BIT ..... LOL
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03-18-2007, 09:38 PM
RE: QUICK JOKE
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping their drinks in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping their drinks in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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03-18-2007, 09:46 PM
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RE: QUICK JOKE
ORIGINAL: cbrsensei
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping their drinks in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping their drinks in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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03-18-2007, 10:03 PM
RE: QUICK JOKE
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato
garden but it was very difficult as the ground was hard. His only son,
Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter
to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincenzo, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be
able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa, I would help if I could b ut please do not dig up that garden.
That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4:00 a.m. the next morning, FBI and local police arrived with picks and
shovels and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They
apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received
another letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances
garden but it was very difficult as the ground was hard. His only son,
Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter
to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincenzo, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be
able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa, I would help if I could b ut please do not dig up that garden.
That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4:00 a.m. the next morning, FBI and local police arrived with picks and
shovels and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They
apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received
another letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances
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RE: QUICK JOKE
ORIGINAL: outsider8
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato
garden but it was very difficult as the ground was hard. His only son,
Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter
to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincenzo, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be
able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa, I would help if I could b ut please do not dig up that garden.
That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4:00 a.m. the next morning, FBI and local police arrived with picks and
shovels and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They
apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received
another letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato
garden but it was very difficult as the ground was hard. His only son,
Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter
to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincenzo, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be
able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa, I would help if I could b ut please do not dig up that garden.
That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4:00 a.m. the next morning, FBI and local police arrived with picks and
shovels and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They
apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received
another letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances
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