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Old 05-01-2007 | 07:16 PM
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what no more fattys for dizzie.. i think hell just froze over. come on fat chicks rul ethe single world they are like chineese food you wind having once or twice a week! and thanks guys for all the comentsand support i am really glad i am not the only one who has this happen to them ! .. and ifeel way beter today
 
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Old 05-02-2007 | 12:40 AM
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I've been to the doctor for this before. Actually it was about 2 months ago. My actual ding dang didn't hurt that bad, but it hurt behind my coin purse. When I pinched a loaf, it hurt soooo bad, so I decided to go see my doc. He did some fondling, er, um, checking and diagnosed me with a deep tissue bruise. He felt it necessary to check my prostate, which was NOT a cool experience! It hurt for almost a week (my injury, not my a-hole).
If you actually have a penile fracture, you will usually hear a loud snap, and will be in unbearable pain. More than likely you will also urinate blood. My advice would be to go to the doc if the symptoms persist longer than 3 days without getting better, or you urinate or defecate blood.
 
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Old 05-02-2007 | 12:49 AM
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ORIGINAL: TEN

Was she a big girl??? Could you imagine if it was one of Dizzie's chicks? Your ding dang would look like a horseshoe right now!!!!
Could you imagine if it was Regina that broke your ding dang? [sm=owned.gif]
 
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Old 05-02-2007 | 10:59 AM
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ORIGINAL: dizzie56

ORIGINAL: BurryTheSpeedo

how in the hell do you go to the doctor about this??

"um, yeah doc, i think i broke my dick..."
ummmm....yeah. or deal wit pissin in ur own face for the rest of ur life.

oh, and ten....im in the middle of takin a vow of chastity till i get my bike back together. then im gonna ride down to the beach and not leave till i get a bike ***** wit 34c's, ten inch waiste and a nice ars. never again am i doin a big girl....ever. ever, ever, ever, ever. under no circumstances am i doin a fatty again. NEVER!
Vow of chastity???? What fun is that?

Fluffy girls give the best head......'Cause they're hungry!!!!
 
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Old 08-19-2007 | 08:13 AM
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HAHAHA, sorry had to let it out.

I feel bad for ya.

I've never had that sort of experience before.

If it ever slips out its her, whomever it is, that gets hurt...shafted...speared...call it what ever.

If it was me I'd stay home and play with it to figure it out. Most a doc can do you is X-ray, prescription drugs, prescription bed rest and a couple grand out the window.

But that's me, I'll advice like the others, go see a doc


 
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Old 08-19-2007 | 08:19 AM
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A fractured ***** is the traumatic rupture of the corpus cavernosum. This needs to be evaluated by a urologist.
+1. The ***** is very important. You need your *****. you have to take care of your ***** and it will take care of you and those you love. Remember, the ***** is not a toy, but you can play with it...but not too much, that is creepy. Sometimes I like to dress mine up, but that is another story. So, take care of your ***** and have a proffessional check it out.
 
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Old 08-19-2007 | 08:50 AM
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holy jebus i hope he has it fixed already.

and on a side note guys, it wouldn't slip out if it werent so short.
 
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Old 08-19-2007 | 08:53 AM
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and on a side note guys, it wouldn't slip out if it werent so short.
LOL He set himself up for this one !!
 
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Old 08-19-2007 | 09:15 AM
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Nair your ***** and get back to me...
 
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Old 08-19-2007 | 09:16 AM
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Slippage is a sign of too much outtage?

She must of been one heck of a bull rider.
 


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