gave this girl my number while i was riding today....shes called me NINE TIMES since 5 oclock.....HELP!!!!!

 

Change your voice mail recording to add something about... "If you're the free clinic, please, please leave a message about the results of my Herpes test, this burning and itching is killing me".

If she still calls.... run far, far, far away...

 

wow man dont you hate it how that happens. i hope she was atleast hott and loved motorcycles. just curious you said she called you 5 times did you talk to her any other those times or did you avoid the calls ?

 

Oh the tangled webs we weave...is she a black widow?

 

Next time she calls....answer the phone and say the following.

" Hello....Welcome to JZHALES abortion clinic no FETUS can beat us. You rape we scrape'em.


DISCLAIMER: I AM SAYING THAT AS IN A JOKE...HAHAHA.. BUT I HAVE A FEELING SOMEONE MIGHT GET OFFENDED. JUST SAYING I AM SORRY AHEAD OF TIME.

Semper Fi
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i picked up 1 time, and i said NINE times since 5 oclock, im gonna have a girl answer the phone next time and say shes my girlfriend and cuss her out

 

HAHA. Was she atleast hot??

 

Or that will work too.

 

shes a butterface....id need 12-15 beers in me, to get in her......

please dont get offended ladies, just guy talk here

 

Damn she is one of those types huh. Looks like she got hit with a huge bag of what the ****!!