Oh, I've got funny ones too. Like the time I ran over my own head and torso with my dirtbike. I sported scabs shaped like the pattern of my knobbies across my chest for about two months...to this day I don't know how I managed that one. Or my very first ride EVER, at the age of three. Pinned the throttle, straight across the yard, dead-on into a fire hydrant. I remember like it was yesterday...good times.

 

Here's some images from when I broke both my forearms and disslocated my wrists takin my F3 into a ditch a few years back.










I learned the hard way that it's better to let go than to try and ride it out.

 

Here is the before and after picture of myright collarbone from my lowside in late 2006.

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wow, i guess i shouldnt even be reading this thread and say ***knock on wood*********

i haven't broken a bone before.

 

Eh, I blame it on not drinkin enough milk when I was younger

 

lol.. oh shizizzzz i havn't drinkin.. drank.. any milik since i was like 2... i can't stand the taste of it.. i hope i don't go down hard *knocks on wood*

 

1st accident: Went off the road doing 60mph. Got her slowed down to roughly 20mph before I flew off. Fractured right thumb, sprained left index finger, minor road rash on my lower back, and bad concusion.

2nd accident: (1 month after first) Hit and run. Nasty bruise on my left calf along with a large lump and I pushed back into place. Reinjured thumb.

3rd accident: Paniced. Went 1ft off the road. Tipped over. Severly bruised ego.

 

lol dont say that. i used to brag about that too, then when i bought my quad in '04 **** went downhill from there......apperantly that is when i became reckless ........since then, i've had one of the MOST painful breaks ever (my opinion).........collarbone. everyone should try their hardest to NOT break that haha.

to make matters worse w/ mine, they ****ed up my xray at the hospital and told me all i did was "dislocate my shoulder" and told me to just wear a sling for a few days. at work the next day, every time i'd lift my arm out in front of me and then move my arm backwards.......then move it forwards again i'd hear/feel a *CLLLLLLLLLLICK* and some rubbing in what felt like my collarbone/shoulder area and it HURT LIKE HELL! come to find out the next day at the orthopedic, the bones were broken and when i was moving my arm back then forward, it was the bones seperating then rubbing together [:@]. after that i was stuck in a backpack looking thing minus the "pack", it was just straps. had to wear that for, if i remembe correctly, 3 months. no fun, no fun at all.

 

i still have never pissed when i rode.....