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Last time I hit an animal it really screwed up my last jeep. It was a damned cat, although to think about it it prolly wasn't the cat that did all the scuffs and scratches, it was prolly all the the bushes and brush in the ditch I had to drive through to catch the damned cat.
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Last time I hit an animal it really screwed up my last jeep. It was a damned cat, although to think about it it prolly wasn't the cat that did all the scuffs and scratches, it was prolly all the the bushes and brush in the ditch I had to drive through to catch the damned cat.
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Nearly hit some humping ducks on the middle of the road once. They were in the middle of my lane after a turn. A few weeks ago I was VERY close to giving a bird a headbutt at speed. I'm quite lucky I haven't hit any animals because I'm sure, besides killing the poor critter, it could really mess up the bike. Imagine a deer... I've seen the vids.. scary! A friend of mine destroyed a rabbit with the grill of his M5. Really messed the bumper up.
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Nearly hit some humping ducks on the middle of the road once. They were in the middle of my lane after a turn. A few weeks ago I was VERY close to giving a bird a headbutt at speed. I'm quite lucky I haven't hit any animals because I'm sure, besides killing the poor critter, it could really mess up the bike. Imagine a deer... I've seen the vids.. scary! A friend of mine destroyed a rabbit with the grill of his M5. Really messed the bumper up.
I have hit possums and skunks in the car before. The skunks are especially not fun.
I have once been hit by a bat on my old Katana. I was riding at night down a twisty road with my buddy and all of a sudden something black comes swooping in from my right. It pass in front of me and two black things go off to the left. I look down and the ****er sheared my windscreen right off!
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one deer, two turkeys , snake, rabbit, 2 pleasants (not at same time), a pigeon,
a crow, a magpie (Ireland), and a poodle ( hit the poodle when he chased me on a
mtn bike ....... head went under the back wheel trying to snap at my ankles) vicious
little retard ! RIP
a crow, a magpie (Ireland), and a poodle ( hit the poodle when he chased me on a
mtn bike ....... head went under the back wheel trying to snap at my ankles) vicious
little retard ! RIP
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From: Nor*Jers
I'm sorry but I hit your poodle.. with what like a car? No my bike. Your bike? Like a motorcycle? No a mountain bike. Like a dirt bike? No a peddle bicycle. Oh wow then my dog really had it coming.
