"Hello?"


I know this is old but it still kills me

Merry Christmas to all!






"Hi honey.









This is Daddy.



Is Mommy near the phone?"









"No Daddy.









She's upstairs in the bedroom



with Uncle Paul."









After a brief pause,









Daddy says,









"But honey,



you haven't got



an Uncle Paul."









"Oh yes I do,



and he's upstairs in the room



with Mommy,



right now."









Brief Pause.



"Uh, okay then,



this is what I want you to do.









Put the phone



down on the table,



run upstairs



and knock on the bedroom door



and shout to Mommy



that Daddy's car



just pulled into the driveway."









"Okay Daddy,



just a minute."









A few minutes later



the little girl comes back to the phone.









"I did it Daddy."



"And what happened honey?"



he asked.









"Well, Mommy got all scared,



jumped out of bed



with no clothes on



and ran around screaming.









Then she tripped over the rug,



hit her head on the dresser



and now she isn't moving at all!"









"Oh my God!!!









What about your Uncle Paul?"









"He jumped out of the bed



with no clothes on, too.









He was all scared



and he jumped out of the back window



and into the swimming pool.



But I guess he didn't know



that you took out the water



last week to clean it.









He hit the bottom of the pool



and I think he's dead."















***Long Pause***















***Longer Pause***















***Even Longer Pause***















Then Daddy says,









"Swimming pool?









Is this



486-5731?"

 

THAT WAS GOOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

lol thats a good one

 

Dude, that was friggin HILARIOUS!

 

Oldie but a goodie

 

Never heard it before

 

good cheese!

 

Yeah, I haven't ever heard that before, either. That was great.

 

lol that was a nice twist

 

funny.