Pharmacist
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Pharmacist
A man walkins into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but hey, there's no law preventing weord people from buying condoms, it's probably a good thing
The next day, the man comes back to the pharmacy and purchases another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyways?
So he tell his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes."
Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys a condom, starts cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells the clerk to follow the guy.
About an hour, the clerk comes back to the store. "Did you follow him? Where did he go?" ask the pharmacist. The clerk replies, "your house!"
The next day, the man comes back to the pharmacy and purchases another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyways?
So he tell his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes."
Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys a condom, starts cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells the clerk to follow the guy.
About an hour, the clerk comes back to the store. "Did you follow him? Where did he go?" ask the pharmacist. The clerk replies, "your house!"