Boy am I wasted, Wot started out as a quite arvo beer, sitting in the door way of
my garage...neighbour arrived home, & I said come over for a beer, he walked in with a carton of "Old" which he had just been out to buy. Unfortunately i had the same idea & had just arrived home myself with a carton of my favourite brew. That was 3 hours ago & he's just left. My wife's totally narky & I'm in the dog house (something to do with embarassing behaviour).
On the up side, we have managed to come up with a solution to world peace, if only Ican remember wot it was?? it did not involve George W, or Tom Cruise, however it did involve Jessica Alba, nude twister & tabasco sauce?

 

mmm jessica alba, to bad she s gonna be stretched out like a elphant vajey jay next tim we want to fishualze her n aked. Ive had a few brews myself and well... i've had a few.

 

Sounds likeyou boys had fun, ya my wife gets..... whats that word "narky" ? when I drink too [:@]

 

My old lady gets narky when I drink too.

 

Why do they always have to be like that? "Narky" Lol!

 

I had an Aussie chap in my bar about a week ago. Couldn't help but ask them if they knew, Pacemaker, lol.

I love Brittish/Aussie chaps with a good sense of humor.

Pace, I'm gonna make my way down unda some day and we'll get pissed together!

 

i just broke up with my girlfriend of 1 year and 6 months cause of alcohol...something about i have a problem

whats considered a problem, i dont go and drink everynight...maybe every saturday or every other saturday..ive gone 2 months with no urge to drink as well.

 

i think every girl gets "narky." lol. Its just their human nature. lol

 

My girl drinks with me..... No narkiness here.....and no you can't borrow her.

 

I get "narky" if I don't get a cold one regularly... try giving your wife one!