oooppps she did it again!
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RE: oooppps she did it again!
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I'll hit that...just because she's famous or was.....HEy!! "Pu$$y is Pu$$y" in the words of the steffmister...
I'll hit that...just because she's famous or was.....HEy!! "Pu$$y is Pu$$y" in the words of the steffmister...
Lets face it, there isnt a guy here that wouldnt hit it given the oppertunity. Reminds me of an old Cindy Crawford joke:
A young single guy finds himself stranded on a deserted island. As he washes ashore, he sees a women passed out in the sand. Able to perform CPR on her, he saves her life. Suddenly, he realizes that the woman is Cindy Crawford, his life-long fantasy woman.
Immediately, Cindy falls in love with the man. Days and weeks go by, and they’re making passionate love morning, noon and night. It was True Heaven on earth in the man’s eyes.
Alas, one day she notices he’s looking kind of glum. "What’s the matter, sweetheart?" she asks. "We have a wonderful life together and I’m in love with you. Is there something wrong? Is there anything I can do?"
He says, "Actually, Cindy, there is. Would you mind putting on my shirt and pants?"
"Sure," she says," if it’ll help." He takes off his shirt and pants and she puts it on.
"Okay, would you put on my hat now, and draw a little mustache on your face?" he asks.
"Whatever you want, sweetie," she says, and does so.
Then he says, "Now, would you start walking around the edge of the island?"
She starts walking around the perimeter of the island. He sets off in the other direction. They meet up half way around the island a few minutes later. He rushes up to her, grabs her by the shoulders, and says, "Dude!! You’ll never believe who I’m sleeping with!!"
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RE: oooppps she did it again!
when i first opened up the pics i thought "This is gonna make my day" but now im thinkin "Damn, having kids really does stretch the punany out huh."
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RE: oooppps she did it again!
Um in all honesty that nanny shouldnt be streched out at all. If memory serves me correctly, she had both kids by c-section because she didnt want the pain?!? So therefore, juding from her now puny ex-husband, that its probably in fine shape 
