Curse is now a Blessing [ No Rating ] 26 Nov 2008
by Eddie Van Halen [/align][/align]
I had always viewed having 3 ********* as a curse. People would make fun of me...High School gym class was a nightmare. But no more!! I have now found a use for old number 3! This book now gives me a purpose in life, and I'm proud to have a "trifecta.[/align]

I received my copy of the book last week. It took me and my partner all week to stock up for last night's intimate little dinner party. We decided to go for the man-made oysters, but while we were pouring the semen into the shells, a few drops spilled on the floor. As usual, our Shar-Pei was in the kitchen, just waiting for the occasional food spills. We were both so grossed out when Layla lapped up the spilled semen because when she was done she just looked up at us and licked her chops - begging for more. It's one thing for us to have fun cooking with semen, but it just seemed so wrong for our dog to be eating it too.

We enjoyed our meal very much, but just want to caution other would-be semen cookers to watch out for pets in the kitchen. There's nothing fun (of funny) about watching them licking up your stuff...