http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

Oh god.. read the comments!


Edit: and my friend IMed me the link, he still wont tell me how he found it. I fear the worst.

 

omg...i should print these out and leave them around the house when i invite friends over for dinner!!

 

wow...just wow []

 

Combine this with the kick *** wolf sweater and you got a win win

 

it reminds me of Van Wilder.. the scene with the Eclairs... yea you know what im talkin about lol

 

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For those of you who don't know what he's talking about...
https://cbrforum.com/m_569572/tm.htm
And same friend linked me that, too. I have no idea where he finds this stuff. lol

 

The awesomeness is how the stuff gets left up on the websites

 

ALMOST WHITE RUSSIAN:

2oz Vodka
1oz Coffee Liqueur
1/2 oz of semen
Cream or Milk
Ice Cubes

Pour Vodka, seman and coffee liqueur over ice cubes and top up the glass with milk or cream...





omfg.

You know what i'm going to do? Buy the book, have a dinner party, and nonchalantly have the book sitting on the kitchen counter and watch peoples reactions...