The OFFICIAL *u Laugh u Lose* thread
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An entomological joke...............
An Entomologist specialising in wasps walks through a record store and finds a record of flight sounds of different wasp species. He walks over to the store keeper and says: "If u play me all the tracks and I guess correctly which species is which,can I have the record for free?"
The shopkeeper agrees, but the Entomologist fails on his first, second and even third attempt to name the correct wasp species.
He is about to give up when the shopkeeper says:
"Sorry sir, My mistake, I accidently played the B side."
Well...............................I laughed
Cheers, SB
An Entomologist specialising in wasps walks through a record store and finds a record of flight sounds of different wasp species. He walks over to the store keeper and says: "If u play me all the tracks and I guess correctly which species is which,can I have the record for free?"
The shopkeeper agrees, but the Entomologist fails on his first, second and even third attempt to name the correct wasp species.
He is about to give up when the shopkeeper says:
"Sorry sir, My mistake, I accidently played the B side."
Well...............................I laughed
Cheers, SB
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Sheer Male E
He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forwards,
then backwards, forward, then backwards again....
back and forth...back and forth...in and out...in and out.
Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first,
then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted............................
"OK, OK! I CAN'T park the bloody car! You do it, you SMUG BASTARD!"
Cheers, SB
then backwards, forward, then backwards again....
back and forth...back and forth...in and out...in and out.
Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first,
then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted............................
"OK, OK! I CAN'T park the bloody car! You do it, you SMUG BASTARD!"
Cheers, SB
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He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forwards,
then backwards, forward, then backwards again....
back and forth...back and forth...in and out...in and out.
Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first,
then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted............................
"OK, OK! I CAN'T park the bloody car! You do it, you SMUG BASTARD!"
Cheers, SB
then backwards, forward, then backwards again....
back and forth...back and forth...in and out...in and out.
Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first,
then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted............................
"OK, OK! I CAN'T park the bloody car! You do it, you SMUG BASTARD!"
Cheers, SB
(sorry gotcbr)
Last edited by Conrice; Dec 6, 2012 at 03:12 PM.
He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forwards,
then backwards, forward, then backwards again....
back and forth...back and forth...in and out...in and out.
Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first,
then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted............................
"OK, OK! I CAN'T park the bloody car! You do it, you SMUG BASTARD!"
Cheers, SB
then backwards, forward, then backwards again....
back and forth...back and forth...in and out...in and out.
Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first,
then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted............................
"OK, OK! I CAN'T park the bloody car! You do it, you SMUG BASTARD!"
Cheers, SB
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Subject: A Christmas Story
A story of marriage and communication between a husband and his wife.
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was so worried, she called him on her cell phone to ask him where he was.
In a calm voice, the husband said, " Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day? "
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, " Yes, I remember that jewelry store. "
He said, " Well, I'm in the bar right next to it. "
A story of marriage and communication between a husband and his wife.
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was so worried, she called him on her cell phone to ask him where he was.
In a calm voice, the husband said, " Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day? "
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, " Yes, I remember that jewelry store. "
He said, " Well, I'm in the bar right next to it. "
