i don't know what to tell you besides maybe ice it or something since you don't have medical. what have you eaten in the past few days? if you're willing to read through it i found a website. don't know if it'll help though. http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/sym/swollen_tongue.htm

 

try gargling with Hydrogen Peroxide...some people actually use that as a mouthwash

 

Get some benadryl first. If it was anything allergy related, that will clear it up. If not....you may want to get to a doctor. It could be a serious infection. You dont want to play with that stuff. We dont grow new tongues bro. So....no medical insurance huh? What If I told you I could get you %100 medical coverage for free?

 

Joining the military is expensive, physically and mentally.

 

^^^So is his swollen *** tongue.

Its expensive, but its worth it, and what you get from it, is priceless.

 

I tried joining the Navy, they dont like me.. haha

 

You need to get medical attention ASAP and BTW your tongue looks funny. hahaha no offense!
Get well soon!

 

I've seen seafood do that to people before - my younger son's developed an allergy to it, and when it first started his tongue looked all blistered like that too. Cold milk may help to ease the symptoms, but I'd get yourself checked out when finances allow - maybe just advice from your local pharmacist would help......

 

i say you find the first girl you can. wait let me rephrase that. find the first CLEAN girl you can and pleasure the hell outta her. better enjoy that tongue while you can. lol.

 

Move to Canada, Free healthcare. woohoo.. Its something i take for granted i guess, it doesnt really ever cross my mind, if im sick or whatever I just go to the doctors. Free health care should be avaliable to everyone who needs it. I feel bad for you americans sometimes.