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My Stolen Helmet and Pissy Night

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Old 06-19-2008, 10:16 PM
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Wow funny story. I'm glad the site is back up where we can enjoy long posts. I'm thinking of getting the same phone when my contract runs out, how do you like it?
 
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Old 06-19-2008, 10:43 PM
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Damn, there went my theory. For a minute I thought they may have pissed on you; but that would have been nasty. After that I was hoping for the humilty thing!

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Old 06-19-2008, 10:48 PM
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Are you sure you pissed your pants???

I think your cousin poured water on you as a joke. When you woke up, you flipped out that your phone was ruined and he got scared to tell ya. IMO.
LOL, I was thinking the exact same story...

did it smell like ****??
 
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:18 AM
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I can't believe this, Shoortbus - no way you could be that ...........erm..........wet
Great new lid - gold visor - nice - red irridium would be even nicer IMHO
 
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:41 AM
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Damn, I thought my story was pretty detailed yet I am still getting lots of questions here...

RCR...I had to file an insurance claim over the internet. I filed, payed my deductible, and they shipped me a new phone. I shipped the damaged one back. It didn't really smell like anything, but it was obviously water damaged as shown by the red stickers they place inside the batter compartment that change colors when exposed to moisture.

Camaro Forums...It's the best phone I've ever owned and I absolutely love it. My only complaint is that it isn't **** resistant.
 
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:45 AM
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Next time you plan on partying, put your phone in a ziplock bag.........cheaper than a 50 deductible, and not quite so embarrassing....he he
 
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Old 06-20-2008, 02:01 AM
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At least you didn't wake up with your hand Super glued to your dick or worse.
Never woken up & found that I peed myself, but have woken up soaking wet, black eye & broken nose with no recall of how it happened, I do however remember buying the 3rd flagon of Rose.
The only down side that I can see from your tale is the theft of your helmet, as for the rest I laughed so much I nearly peed myself...................


 
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:04 AM
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before you go out to drink like stated above put on your depends haha
 
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Better to be pissed off than pissed on!

Oh wait you were both sorry about your luck.
 
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:30 AM
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It's been done, Pacemaker - I can attest to one occasion where a friend fell asleep at a party and awoke to find a guy's hand superglued to her boob - try and explain that one !(getting it off must've been fun - sorry I didn't see that part of it)
I too have awoken in my bed, not knowing how I got there - ahhh long ago, now....
Three flagons of Rose' !!.......a budding tippler in the making.....ar ar

What about the clingfilm over the ladies toilet bowl trick?


 


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