My official endorsement of RedRider07 as a wingman...
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My official endorsement of RedRider07 as a wingman...
I just gotta give some props to the boy, as he really hung in there like a champ last night in a situation I sure as hell wouldn't have appreciated. The back story is that I've been hangin out with this girl that I met fairly recently, but haven't seen her all week as I've been out of town. She wants to meet up last night, and tells me to bring a friend for her "hot" friend.
If you haven't guessed it by now, her "hot" friend was anything but. The body wasn't bad I guess, but not even a mother could have loved that face...even though he had to get up early like me and he had to entertain a butt-***-ugly-butter-face, Red hung in there like a champion while I made head way with the hot girl.
Maverick.....you can be my wingman anytime.
And yes....I am dangerous.
If you haven't guessed it by now, her "hot" friend was anything but. The body wasn't bad I guess, but not even a mother could have loved that face...even though he had to get up early like me and he had to entertain a butt-***-ugly-butter-face, Red hung in there like a champion while I made head way with the hot girl.
Maverick.....you can be my wingman anytime.
And yes....I am dangerous.
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RE: My official endorsement of RedRider07 as a wingman...
Ok....props to RED07..no question.
But if you have the beer goggles on [sm=nerd.gif]...she's Ms. America by the time last call arrives LOL...Who hasnt been there ???
Sorry...had to throw it in
No no no no....there's two o's in shoort boys
But if you have the beer goggles on [sm=nerd.gif]...she's Ms. America by the time last call arrives LOL...Who hasnt been there ???
Sorry...had to throw it in
No no no no....there's two o's in shoort boys
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RE: My official endorsement of RedRider07 as a wingman...
Oh god damn you shart, i saw that handshake pic, and now I have the top gun theme stuck in my head:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCTJmXrgsFg
..LOL, Who is that ******* playing guitar in that video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCTJmXrgsFg
..LOL, Who is that ******* playing guitar in that video?
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RE: My official endorsement of RedRider07 as a wingman...
Hey owes him a case AT LEAST! and need i remind you as Man Law states per chapter 2 subsection "A") If said wingman does go to far with a fatty/ugly you may not give him hell about it. In fact, even if he doesnt go too far he is to never get any riddling about the situation whatsoever. if you violate said law you punishment is you must take a fatty/ugly and all your freinds are entitled to make fun of you in said situation.
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