"Look at all these tampawns!" Mr. Garrison...funny to say whenever no one is saying anything

"CRIKEY!" must be done with as australian an accent as you can come up with

"I don't if you just heard me counting but I just did a thousand" Anchorman, great way to make hot girls laugh at the gym

Really though the majority of what comes out of my mouth is a movie quote...

 

"you can't handle the truth!"

 

Gentleman, there's no fighting in the war room!

 

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane!' "

 

this is Sparta!

 

#1 is Ransom



I'd take pleasure in guttin you...boy
Fear causes hesitation, hesitation causes your worst fears to come true...
MMMM...BITCH HOWS IT TASTE MOTHER****ER!!

 

NICE HOOTERS YA GOT THERE

 

The Rock!


my quotes:
"Your mom goes to college."
"I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile"
"King in the castle king in the castle"
"This is a chemical burn."
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"

 

I cant feel my face .. I mean i can touch it but I cant feel the inside.
If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"
Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day

got lots more

 

Shortbuss weird but good movie.