I was parked in my truck today, writing up some quotes on my computer for work. Being that it is summer, and being that there are infiniteopportunities to see scantily clad babes all over town, I always keep my spidey senses alert. I noticed a figureon a bicycle in the hazey distance, and decided to bide my time. As she got into viewing range,my heart sunk, however. She was an older woman wearing clothes that would be much more appropriate on a younger female. I also noticed she looked like she was missing teeth. I also noticed she was smoking a cigarette. Smoking and riding a bicycle are two things that I can never understand doing at the same time. I can understand bicycling, and I can understand smoking...but at the same time? Add to that, it is like 90 degrees outside! When I used to smoke, I would smoke if I had pneumonia, but if it was really, really hot outside, I wouldn't.So, in closing, I don't get the concept of exercising in extreme heat...and sucking on a butt.

 

this damn phone will not stop ringing![:@]

 

beer & donkey kong!

 

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling.

Live your life so that when you die, you are the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.

 

wipe front to back!

 

This Jeep was shot in Juarez Mexico two men died in there, it was auctioned in El Paso a month ago...



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sup boys, can you say
" THE THIN BEAST "

what a great Olympic beach volleyball match last night.

 

Damnit! So I start up th laptop to check out cdrforum and I look up to see a knarly leanghty redish spider lurkin up my wall. I jump up to squish him with my splint/casted arm and manage to **** it up! He goes to the carpet and I loose him! Pissed off my arm for a min and it's all over. Maybe next time!

 

I just turned down being a member of a Ford Focus focus group for an hour and half. They were going to pay $100.

 

I save moths.... really

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and my wife eats watermelon like a pig

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