damn i love chuck norris

 

i just got one of those "random" drug (****) test taken. and in the military, you know they gotta "see the flow" come out. it was all i could do to squeek out half way up to the line that im supposed to fill too. now that im done im having to run to the bathroom every 2 mins. whats up with that?!?!?

 

if chuck norris fell in a lake chuck norris would not get wet the lake would get chuck norris

 

Chuck Norris is so mean under his beard he does not have a chin, but a 3rd fist

 

when chuck norris does pushups he doesnt push himself up he pushes the world down a little

 

When the Boogey man goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

If Chuck Norris was not Chuck Norris, he would still be Chuck Norris.

 

The most random Chuck Norris thread ever...

 

Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's house is Total Gym.

I rode on route 5 this weekend and it was teh shizz. How did a fly manage to make it into my helmet and buzz around my face while I was going 65?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_Route_5_(Virginia)

 

If theworld wasperfectly flat, you could look at the horizon, and see your back.

"Father, I am not your son. A boiling pot of water" (most random Zen ever)