Why is that when I only have a $1 everything cost $1.25.

 

Why is Belly Button lint always Blue?, Why are Band Aid wrappers so bloody difficult to open?
Why did a mouse decide to die in the only place in the house I can't get at? Why are you always proportionally broke to the amount of money you earn. And although I hate her music, I like to watch my Kylie Minogue DVD because she has a great bum. And why is it that I've had 23 different jobs, but just retired from the one place after 20 years, had 20 bikes (that I can recall), but had the current one for 10 years, Owned 15 cars, been married 3 times, but celebrate my 25th wedding anniversary on Tuesday, Lived at 27 different address's, but lived at my last place for 16 years & the one prior for 10 & I'm only 56 in December?

 

i got the whole world at my feet....
jumping off a mountain into a sea of codeine...
i can mingle with the stars or throw a party on mars...

school sucks, rather just start my career. o well. its the darkest hour before sunrise.

 

A Saturday night ?HELL ! I feel like I live on this forum ! 7 days a week [&:]" I feel as if I am entering a mid life crisses"

 

yea i am pretty much addicted to the cbr forum i am on here any time im around a cpu

 

You'll appreciate the freedom of school when you're stuck in a 7-5 job 5 days a week.

Love LOTR... despise Hayden Christiensen... I'd do Portman...

 

did you ever realize that you are constantly smelling your nose?

that's gross.

 

hahaha didn't mean for it to be that confusing... actual wood fire smell and fart

 

I just sat in my yard to play with my son and was eaten alive by red ants.... I look like my ex-wife at a frat party. (Just got hit by 30 little ******0

 

"I duditzs".

Once when i was younger me and my cousin touch swords.

"Frank N Beans"