The most random thread ever...
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RE: The most random thread ever...
ORIGINAL: vpsophmore
today i noticed that it smelled like both burning logs and fart at the same time in my apartment
today i noticed that it smelled like both burning logs and fart at the same time in my apartment
I actually spent more then a minute thinking about that combo [&o]
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RE: The most random thread ever...
one time, years ago, i was watching the movie "The Patriot" with a bunch of my guy friends...
2/3's of the way into the movie, when that little girl, who never talks during the whole movie, runs up to mel gibson and starts crying
"don't go away to war daddy, i'll say anything you want me to say just don't leave!!"
me and my buddies all started balling
of course we never admited it to each other, and we all tried to hide it
it was the closest i've ever been to becoming a homosexual... besides that night i ate the tequila worm.
2/3's of the way into the movie, when that little girl, who never talks during the whole movie, runs up to mel gibson and starts crying
"don't go away to war daddy, i'll say anything you want me to say just don't leave!!"
me and my buddies all started balling
of course we never admited it to each other, and we all tried to hide it
it was the closest i've ever been to becoming a homosexual... besides that night i ate the tequila worm.
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From: ATL GA State Pen
RE: The most random thread ever...
I like ketchup but hate tomatoes, wtf's up with that?
The king of random thoughts, Steven Wright, cannot be topped:
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me--and I didn't hear it.
He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now."
I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me--and I didn't hear it.
He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now."
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RE: The most random thread ever...
One time I accidentally swallowed a quarter...and I pooped out two dimes and a nickle. Afterwards, my *** felt like a million bucks...
