Haven't you heard, the Japanese have bought up most of the free satellite space around the planet. You're going to have to go a little further out

 

Never argue with a idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experance! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Words to live by.

 

Things that don't rhyme with lip****z: car, baseball, number, fart, excellence, biology.

Things that rhyme with people: people

 

asians and latinas really get me going....my girlfriend tans naked, so hers and nice and dark with good size areolas....yummy

 

Pics or it didn't happen

 

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hmmmm, she's still a 'new' girlfriend, but I'm working on it......

 

Did someone say puffy nipples?

The extended version was just too much, too much.

 

Why did Paris Hilton like trademark the phrase "that's hot" and then stop using it?
Why can't Britney Spears just shut the f**k up? Nobody cares about you, Britney.
Why does the word "Britney" look so funny when you type it?
Why does Hyundai compare its cars to Land Rovers and Cadillacs?
Why do car manufacturers make so many sister cars? Come on... one company making Neons is enough! We only need one company making Metros, thank you.
Why do I constantly find my hand down my shorts when I wear basketball shorts around the house?

 

[sm=icon_rofl.gif]I notice i dothat also, normally only when the neighbors are lookin my way