But you're hawt ->

 

o yea, They really have to take astep down to be attracted to me. But hey, they still do it for some reason so im cool with returning the favor.

 

I don't have those problems, cause I don't text people, I talk to them, it's a phone duh..

 

Ohhhhhh shiznat...and the plot thickens.

When I got home last night, I didn't have my house key. I had to wake up my dad, who lives in the house next door, and get my spare key.

Before I get into that, let me tell this short story...While we were bar hoppin, I had a good 10 minute conversation with a homeless man. This cat was actually a pretty cool *** dude...Desert Storm vet, former marine, just a whole bowl of badassery. So I had like $3 in change in my left pocket that I was playing pool with, and I gave it to him along with a few smokes just cause I enjoyed talkin to him...

I told that story to say this...I don't have a license right now, so there is no need for a key ring, especially when I go out. I realized this morning that I donated my house key to a homeless man along with a pocket full of change...

GO ME!!!

Last night's story also includes befriending Canadiens and writing my PS3 gamer ID on one of their hands, and riding on the side of a moving school bus.

*****...what a freaking night.

 

now see if you wouldve brought him home and cleaned him up you couldve passed the girl off to the homeless dude. then you wouldve been a really good person

 

actually X..I am not...by any stretch of the word


and I am a decorated desert strom vet as well.....however not homeless...yet

 

Oh, good...I'll mail you a copy of my house key too...

 

Hahahaha Buss...I just read through this and got a kick out of it bigtime! Were you texting anything sexylike? I can just imagine thinking you have a shot as some nice trim, and this girl shows up...




I don't know what else you could have done, except apologize for mixing up the phone number. That would have been really awkward, too. Sucks either way, mang!

 

was she a butterface? cuz that's paper bag-able

Or just get one of those "convenient pillows" and she'll look good by comparison, hahaha

 

was this her ? http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...mp;t=111777031


haha thanks kewl but i thought everyone should get some fun out of reading that thread lol