Man vs. Woman: The Shower

Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

*Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.
*Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the
way, cover up any exposed areas.
*Look at your womanly physique in the mirror: make mental note to do more
sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
*Get in the shower.
*Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice
stone.
*Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
*Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
*Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.
*Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
*Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
*Rinse conditioner off hair.
*Shave armpits and legs.
*Turn off shower.
*Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
*Spray mold spots with Tilex.
*Get out of shower.
*Dry with towel the size of a small country.
*Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
*Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
*If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Part 2: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

*Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a
pile.
*Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at
her while making the woo-woo sound.
*Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
*Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ###.
*Get in the shower.
*Wash your face.
*Wash your armpits.
*Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the snot off.
*Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
*Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
*Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
*Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
*Pee.
*Rinse off and get out of shower.
*Partially dry off.
*Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the
whole time.
*Admire wiener size in mirror again.
*Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
*Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
*If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo
sound again.
*Throw wet towel on her pillow.

If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind
this, there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great day!
Oh, and....woo woo!!!

 

I still can't get the grin off my face after reading that. *****.
Too funny.

 

LOL!!!! That's great. My girlfriend says I do that, but I dont think so (maybe just the woo-woo)!! JK

 

Ain't that the truth.. LOL

 

OUTSTANDING!!!! I am still *****!!!! Too Funny. [sm=roll.gif]

 

LOL! Mostly true, but she walks naked to the bathroom too. Lucky me!

 

lmao that was indeed a good one.

 

That is too funny!!!

 

ok so its atleast partially true

 

Too funny ..... too true!