I love this guy's site! Here is his take on the iPhone, and keep in mind there is quite a few cuss words, but there are no dirty images so I didn't mark it NSFW.

Best Page in the Universe

 

i am not an apple fanboy by any stretch, but a lot of that isn't true...and it's not meant to be...maddox usually just writes jibberish that is funny...so take it as such....like i said, no apple fanboy, but the iphone is a lot better than he's making it out to be....(btw i think i had the phone he is referring to in that rant...god i'm a dweeb)

 

i love that page....he has gotta write some more stuff tho. hell, even bought his book he wroke...funnies ****e ever

 

ok seriously, not trying to thread jack but its IMPERATIVE that you read this! hillarious if you ask me....
https://cbrforum.com/m_404802/tm.htm

 

thomas i gotta admit i just dont see the connection [>:]but if you are having a problem with another member feel free to pm one of us mods and we will handle it.. but dont start up a thread to post pm's .. please

 

the connection is THINKING I AM MADDOX and its already been handled...

 

well for future reference if you have a problem pm a mod

 

Ok well which mod would like to help me with my problem with my gonorrhea, **** bleeding, plus my lactating nipples because it's really starting to concern me....

 

that would be tahoe.. he was a professional man ***** before so he has seen it all

 

You should really stop taking them steroids and playing butt pirate with your lil asian boy who is filled wit stds cause voodoo got at him lol