Got this on my email...

The Director of Operations
International Credit Settlement
Central Bank of Nigeria.

We have been informed that your outstanding inheritance funds with the Federal Government are yet to be received due to non-fulfillment of the legal required obligations as approved in respect of your inheritance.

On this faithful reconcilliation, we discovered that you've been dealing with none officials of the bank and agencies on the attempt to secure the release of your inheritance funds. We wish to bring to your notice that we are neck deep to check this gross misconduct by this syndicates who slight down our dignities to international communities. With the combine effort of the United Nation Anti-crime commission to alleviate and redeem the image and past wounds of some foreigners and firms who were defrauded of thier money on the course of trying to receive thier payment. The Federal Government is already compensating some individuals and firms with substantial evidence that their money was falsefuly collected from them. The sanity at present is $100,000 to each of those victims. "This is a secret" We have decided to bring a solution to your own problem. Right now we have arranged your payment through our swift Automatic Teller Machine Card payment center Asia pacific, which is the test instruction by the newly elected president Umaru Musa Yar'Adua (GCFR) Federal Republic of Nigeria.

This card center will send you the Automatic Teller Machine Card which you will use to withdraw your money in any ATM machine in any part of the world, but the maximum is Two Thousand Five Hundred Dollars Only per day, so if you will like to receive your fund this way let us know by contacting the card payment center and also send the following information please:

1. Your full name
2. Phone and fax number
3. Address were you want them to send the ATM card to (P.O box not
acceptable)
4. Your age and current occupation
5. Copy of your identity contact person

Engr. Joshua Udor.
Integrated payment department
Email: cardatm@hotmail.com

The ATM card payment center has been mandated to issue US$2,500,000.00 to you as part payment for this fiscal year 2007. Also for your information you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s). This is to avoid any further problem in finalizing your payment. Email me back as soon as you receive this email for further direction in this regard and also update me on any development from the above-mentioned office.

Note: that because of impostors, we hereby issued you our code of conduct, which is (289-A1) so you have to indicate this code when contacting the card center.

Mr. Johnson D. Omana.
Chief auditor to the president
Federal republic of Nigeria
ATM card payment for fund beneficiaries.

 

Sorry voodoo but we will have to split the cash, I got the same e-mail. What are the chances?

 

No no no... that's my money. I've already sent them my soc, atm PIN, credit card number, and the titles to my vehicles. I had to put in a down payment to get that money, but in the end, I'm sure it'll be worth it.

 

Oh yeah, you bastards? I let a representative from Nigeriasleep with my wife. He said it was the only way I could get my money...the joke's on you guys!!! [&:]

 

DOH!

 

The sad thing is people fall for it.[:-]

 

We had a guy at work fall for it. No surprise but sad.

 

I almost cry when I hear of people being so oblivious to the world around them.

 

No No!! This is for real. Make sure you give them your bank account number and all personal account numbers. You are one lucky dude!! I've reviewed your letter and I guarantee this is genuine. Also, to show good faith send them a blank signed check which they may need to cover any hidden costs when it comes to moving such large sums of cash.

By the way, I'm new here but I'm very honest and reliable. Being that you're coming into such a large amount of cash could I borrow lets say...$25,000 for 6 months for 2% interest? I promise I will pay you back in exactly 6 months. Just send me a check now because I'm sure your funds will show up soon.

Thanks!!

Time to celebrate!!! [sm=icon_cheers.gif]

 

How do you guys get these E-Mails!!! HAHA!