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Old 05-08-2008, 09:01 PM
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They forgot to mention the outbreak of these dangerous "Face Drivers" or "Cell Phone Drivers"

I know news reporters love twisting the truth, so lets give it a shot:

5,864,000 Passenger car crashes in 2006
104,000 Motorcycle crashes in 2006

So should I say a Face Driver is more than 50 times more likely to get into an accident, making them much worse of a threat!!!! I understand its proportion so I am obviously joking, but the fact remains that the biggest threat these people are to themselves. I would be a hypocrite if I said noone should speed and drive recklessly, becuase I have at times. I do however take some steps to try not to harm anyone else.

ps, my face driver is a probally a weak joke (refering to cars if anyone is that slow =P )
 
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:05 PM
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You're Mom's a Crotch Rider.

Do you ever notice how they never report on the cruisers (Especially the Harleys) that go to bike nights to get drunk, do burnouts in parking lots next to motorcycles, ride their wifes/girlfriends/9year old daughters/kids on the back of their motorcycle in nothing but a spaghetti strap and a dome bucket helmet???

You should see a news report we had here in Atlanta...
http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/myfox/pa...p;pageId=1.1.1

What I would like to see them do is go to Helen(Located in the heart of that crap), GA which is a fake German town that sells a lot of beer. When the sportbike riders are up there we usually get some food(Burger/hotdog/etc) and a SWEET Tea(Okay the sugar does tweek us up some). Harley riders? Hotdogs and beer then another order of beer with a side of beer. I'm not joking either, they get plastered. And these roads are super twisty(Deal's Gap twisty) and they'll ride with their "Old Lady" or even their young kids on the back.
 
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