The accountant Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, he said proudly." "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, for one...I like to watch my money grow. Two...once in a while I like to play with my money. Three...I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly...instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

 

ROFLMAO...!!!! GREAT JOKE

 

that was hilarious!

 

thats awsome

 

Hell yeah!

 

Nice!!! I would get one but she would still spend the money!