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Old May 22, 2010 | 04:22 AM
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Default Korean man marries a pillow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjqep0jSnHY

Thought you guys might enjoy this.


Mini Translation:

Guy goes to Lotte World (Korea's Disney World) with his pillow. Buys two tickets. Reporter asks, "Isn't that a waste of money?"

Fatty: No, why would it be a waste? She is my girlfriend and we are on a date.

He walks around the park acting like everything is natural. People are obviously wtfing.

After the first ride the reporter asks if the pillow was scared.

Fatty: Yes, she was scared. (Talking to the pillow) You were scared? It's okay don't worry.

Restaurant-

Waiter: Ordering for two? Another person arriving?

Fatty: No, the person is right there. She is my girlfriend.





And yes this is real. Sadly, he ain't trolling.
 
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Old May 22, 2010 | 06:23 AM
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Ya heard it on Wired 96.5 here in Philly. They didn't say there was a video tho. I was expecting some old dude who had given up on finding a real woman.

Aren't there laws where if a person is clearly insane, they're removed from the public???
 
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Old May 22, 2010 | 07:31 AM
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I need more.

Like I wanna see them get into a fight because he's jealous of the pillow looking at other guys.
That would be awesome.

And I wonder if the dude's mom ever walked in on him making out with the pillow. (Or worse)

So many questions........
 
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Old May 22, 2010 | 08:25 AM
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At least they can't breed............
 
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Old May 22, 2010 | 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Indiana Hurricane
At least they can't breed............



yes they can dude all he has to do is go to walmart buy mini pillows and he can have a whole lota kids
 
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Old May 22, 2010 | 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by zmds18
yes they can dude all he has to do is go to walmart buy mini pillows and he can have a whole lota kids
If he does have kids i will pay his mom to take a pillow and dye it black just to see the fight that would ensue.
 
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Old May 22, 2010 | 10:38 PM
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She's just a pillow hoe I heard she was a pretty good pole dancer !
 
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Old May 23, 2010 | 12:21 AM
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Listen, guys. What I do with my personal life is my own business.
 
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Old May 28, 2010 | 02:18 PM
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He might be on to something. it never talks back, will never cheat, wont go out and spend your money, is down for cuddle time anytime. its a win win situation.
 
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