I just read this on another forum. Thought it was good enough to post up.



A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"

 

me likey

 

heard that before but the 10 yr old girl was a hot blonde instead

 

hahaha

 

Papi, lol whats with the new Avatar?

 

camaro, i like to switch up my avatar more often than most people, and this pic was just screaming for me to use it.

 

good joke.

 

lol... purdy good!!

 

SO...why is that exactly....hummmm....wikipedia here I come

BTW- What do you call a deaf dog?

Dosen't matter he's not coming anyway.

 

hahahah thats great