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Old 12-28-2005, 12:34 AM
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Two married buddies were out street racing one night when one turns to the other & says "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I get home after we've been out street racing, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine & coast into the garage. I take me shoes off before I go into the house. I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet & pee down my leg to avoid any splashing sounds. I ease into bed & my wife STILL wakes up & yells at me for staying out so late."

His buddy looks at him & says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the *** & shout WHO'S HORNY?!"... She acts like she's asleep every time."!
 
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Old 12-28-2005, 12:43 AM
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good stuff. gotta try that next time im out til dawn
 
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Old 12-28-2005, 01:56 AM
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That was ****ing funny!!!!
 
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Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa !
 
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Old 12-28-2005, 10:12 AM
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funny... all except the pissing down the leg part.
 
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Old 12-28-2005, 10:29 AM
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Yeah, that was gross, but still funny.
 
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Moving to Off-topic. Too funny though LMAO.
 
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Damn that was what I needed.... Thanks
 
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lmao that was hilarious!!!
 
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Old 12-30-2005, 02:09 PM
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Great Joke. I'm sure i'll share this with others.
 


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