Joke
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Two married buddies were out street racing one night when one turns to the other & says "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I get home after we've been out street racing, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine & coast into the garage. I take me shoes off before I go into the house. I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet & pee down my leg to avoid any splashing sounds. I ease into bed & my wife STILL wakes up & yells at me for staying out so late."
His buddy looks at him & says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the *** & shout WHO'S HORNY?!"... She acts like she's asleep every time."!
His buddy looks at him & says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the *** & shout WHO'S HORNY?!"... She acts like she's asleep every time."!
