^ Thats not a man law, thats universal law.

 

Okay, addition to man law maybe?

28.Four nuts, Two wheels....NOT HAPPENING!

 

i think two guys on one bike is implied in #1.
if guys cant share an numbrella they def. cant share a bike, lol

these are hilarious

 

It is NEVER okay to strike up a conversation while at the urinal. You are only allowed to stare at the grout lines between the tiles that are on the wall in front of you.

This happened to me once, a guy looks over at me and asked how my day was going. I suddenly lost the urge to pee and didn't take the time to wash my hands either

 

The difference between GUTS and ***** is perfect!

Great list! Keep it going!!!!

 

Washing your hands afterusing the canmakes you a p*ssy. You are just asking to have a girly immune system. The only time it is semi acceptable is when you p!ss on them.

 

Law #34A - gearheads want to talk shop and laugh at people. Not feel warm and fuzzy thinking about Pina Coladas, and sunsets. We got girlfriends at home that drive us nuts with that ****.

FWIW, WaffleF4i, that's the best one I've heard yet - I love it. And I'm gonna go ahead and be the first to publicly admit... when I'm in a public restroom and I take a ****, washing my hands just isn't gonna happen. I know where my dick has been - can't say the same for the others using the jon. I look at it this way...

If I can't touch my pecker without feeling compelled to wash my hands how could I ever expect a woman to wrap her mouth around the lil' guy?

 

All very good, but you forgot one.

Two males over the age of 10 years old can not be two up on a bike unless it's life or death.

 

oldie but goodie

 

Unless one is on the handlebars no? A regular bike i mean.
Am I the only guy who liked my gf driving my car? I like relaxing in shotgun. It's like having your own personal driver, I see nothing wrong with it. Also works good when you are drunk.