^^
priceless
[sm=roll.gif][sm=funnypostabove.gif] roflmao

 

Oh man..I have a problem..there is no way out of this one. i think my parents caught on that i didnt go to work. they arent home. but they will be in like half hour. i am so screwed. i was gonna go with the usual, i wasnt scheduled to work. but they know thats bs..or they will call and find me out. im thinkin the truth is the best idea..take it like a man i guess.i never go out with my friends cause they only have weekends off. and i work thursday-monday. this was the first time i got to hang out with them in months..i guess ill just tell them bad judgement got the better of me..even though i regret none of it. it was an awesome night. like a superbad kind of night.
fck i hope my mom beats my dad home. or else im PWN3D. my dad wil just beat me on the spot. my mom, will just scream and yell at me for 10 minutes..i would rather take the verbal abuse.

 

damn

 

^^ haha man..i think you topped my drunken post.


im so nervous my stomache is ripping me apart. it hurts so bad. i just wanna sleep untill 9:30 and run out the door to go to work.

 

Lol I had to be at work 8am too. I had 4 hours of sleep. I puked my guts up 3 times yesterday morning. After we left the bars we went to a truck stop to eat and I ate a chopped steak. Man, never again will that happen. I took like a 30min bath that morning while drinking a half gallon of water and manned it up at work.

Edit: That chicks girlfriend told me she wanted to **** me when we were leaving but she thought I was too drink to give her a ride on my motorcycle. Next time I'm just going to order and drink and hold it for the entire night.

 

Out drinking and on your bike [sm=nono.gif][sm=shootshoot.gif][sm=icon_beat.gif][sm=chairshot.gif][sm=badidea.gif]

 

I live down the street from the bar. I can walk home.

 

so i managed to find a tire shop open today and just got done writing a java app for homework. im going to go relax and play some world at war.

 

Fortunately my parents aren't home yet. I think i still have time to pack up and make a run for the boarder...Hmm, the Canadian border is closest for me.

 

^ dude how are you going to get in trouble by your parents for not going to work?