Maybe next time you should try the womens bathroom, cause you sound like a *****[sm=joke.gif]. Who cares if you hear someone **** or they hear you, everybody poops[sm=signs007.gif]

 

Man... thought I was going to get to read a post aboutsomething happeningat 130 [mph],looks likeinstead I accidentally stumbled into a 1:30 'group powder' inthe Ladies' Room.

But since I'm already here... gimmie a Sharpie, I'll write on the stall:


Wow, save for a few, what a bunch of pussies...

Men, <ahem>,we're animals... and with that comes the responsibility of doing animal things - whenever, wherever, with whomever around. It's our luxury of being part of the animal kingdom.

When was the last time you sawabig group of elephants or chickensmake a fuss over something like this? Tuna don't care, andneither do rattlesnakes...ditto for zebras. And to this day, abear still ****s in the woods -I promise.

See what I'm sayin'??

Sure, nowadaysmodern society dictates a courtesy 'one stall gap' between if possible,of course, the 'courtesy flush', and if you've got 'em, light a match. But the courtesy ends there... it's a bathroom - that's what happens there. Just go in, do your business, and get on with the rest of your day - no more keeping'potty-secrets'.

And as for you pee-shyers... Listen at you - all embarassedsomebody might seeyour tools. Yo, you catch somebody peeking at your junk, you just give it a good grabwith ahead-back nod that says, "You wish you could get somma 'dis!"

Attitude, fellas, it's all in the attitude. We're at the top of the animal kingdom, and we need to start actinglike it.

I urge you to go into your ownbathroom right now, andbrowse thru yourmagazine collection to see what might be causing this -as I suspect there may be a few. Clear out the all the issues of your gf'sCosmo that have been clouding your heads with ideas of the 'polite way to take a dump in public'. No more issues of People. Hell, even GQ, Esquire,and Details might have to go. Replace them with current issues of stoolside classics:
[ul][*]Guns and Ammo[*]Hustler[*]Cycle World[*]Victoria's Secret Catalog[/ul]
That's what men marking their territory read - time to step up, ladies.


So, next time you're faced with a dilemma like this, ask yourself, "What would a yetido?"

Problem solved.




And don't go giving me any#2 about this... you know I was just kidding.

 

^ lol

Personally, I try to keep a 1 stall buffer zone, but if there's three stalls with someone dropping their kids off at the pool in the first one and the third one has got that tropical island thing going on where there's 9 feet of balled-up toilet paper and a log sticking straight up out of the bowl, I'm damn well going to use the middle stall.

 

i didnt wanna thread jack but ill share mine. one day while sitting in science class i started getting these really sharp pains in my gut about 5 mins before class was over. so i rode it out till the bell rang. well the pains went away so i just went to my next class. BAM it started again so i got up and went to the bathroom.......totally obliterated the bathroom, no lie i wentmedieval on the stall. thought i was good to go so i go back to class, about 10 mins later my gut started hurting again so i told the teacher i was sick and was gonna go to the nurse and get a pass to leave. i stopped by the bathroom on the way to the nurse and continued my assault on that poor stall. so i get to the nurse and i ended up having to wait like an hour before i could leave because they couldnt get ahold of my mom to give me the ok to leave (looking back on it now i would have just said screw you and left anyways). so finally i get the ok to leave the campus. now i lived within 5 mins walking distance so i always walked to and from school. i walk off campus and as im cutting across the feild in front of my school, while in midstep without any warning what so ever.......the floodgates just opened. never in my life before or since have i unleashed such a crapping. that was the worst walk of my life.

 

damn this threat blew up! man I know the feelin it sucks... but when you gotta go... you go! I use to care but I travel to much and I am use to it now. It normally happens to me when I am at a big client's place or a big important training. OH that sucks! but then again... I'm the a**hole texting my co-workers "Captain we got a floater!"

 

omg i cant stand that ****! i'd rather **** in the stall then worry about the next guy coming in to use a pisser being a meat gazer!

 

I hate it...at work there are only two stalls and its a small place so the guy next to u always wants to talk about his day and it bugs the $@#% out of me.

and meat watchers are the scum of the earth u are standing there minding your own and out of no where u cath movement to the side give a quick glance and they are staring at your meat like fats kids looks at cake...nasty

 

another thing that bugs the **** out of me is when you go into a public bathroom and some father took his little daughter out to the store w/o mommy and decides he has to go but cant leave her alone in the store........open the b/r door and BAM....you see a little girl standing there waiting for dad.....i quickly turn and leave.

 

see i have had a prob with that b4 when i had my gf's daughter and i had to go...i mean what do u do i wasnt going to leave her in front of the door but i felt awkward even taking her in there

 

I always wander into a bathroom just after someone has burned it up and it pisses me off...as a result, I like to **** my *** at every possible opportunity. I will **** next to thepresident and not care...who cares, bro? They will never know who you are and/or see you again.