ORIGINAL: vpsophmore

Now peeing next to someone at a urinal with no walls... that can be strange sometimes.

ORIGINAL: fishfryer527

You gotta let them rip when its time, don't hold them back too long, you'll break something inside. Now the real question 'why do you care if some dude hears you take a crap?'

Since I have spent most of my life in therapy, I think I can help.....

Many would suggest repressed homosexual tendencies, because the man in the next stall could be the next sexual conquest, but I disagree. I think it is a need to 'fit in' with your peers. You probably spend a good amount of time thinking about your image and how people percieve your appearance. You excercise, but not excessively, so my guess is circuit training twice per week although you claim 3 times per week. You use hair gel and whitening toothpaste, cologne everyday. You wear a casual watch, set 5 minutes ahead so you won't be late and dissappoint anyone.

Your childhood was spent in the cub scouts where pooping in the woods was traumatic to the young Fitz. This bonding experienced juxtaposed against the need to crap created a deep seated fear to poop in a crowd. As the young Fitz reach puberty he was probably locked in porta-potty at the country fair after the hog calling contest. The crowd knew it was a matter of time before he crapped and when he let on loose, they screamed and jeered. It was another traumatic day.

My professional opinion is to eat 4 ears of corn today (no butter) and drink nothing but seltzer water. Then find the most crowded bathroon on campus and do your business. After that you will be cured.

ORIGINAL: sixhundredrr


I had a traumatic experience with a meat watcher at a urinal with no walls. Messed me up for years.


Fitz, I do the same thing you do. I find an empty bathroom especially if it's a mid workout poop because all hell is seriously going to break loose. Just yesterday, I waddled my *** to two different bathrooms so I could blow up in privacy. I don't find it wierd. I think it's a comfort level thing. I'm not comfortable laying atomic waste unless I'm alone. Hell, most of the time, I go to the opposite end of the house from my fiance to poop. Imagine my displeasure when she comes down to that side of the house right after I've started. [:@]

ORIGINAL: Bumble Bee

I feel ya bro. We have 4 mens rooms in my office building and I will hit every one till I find an open one if I have to bust loose. I hate when you in there busting loose and there are 2 other stalls open and the dip **** uses the one right next to you. The rule is to leave and open stall between two people if the option is there.

I also hate pissing by someone with no devider. To me going to the bath room is something enjoyed alone.

ORIGINAL: kiker14

haha, +1 to finding an empty bathroom. Strangely, the only time i didn't care was amongst friends, namely teammates where we often participated in rousing games of battle****s. In the office though now that I'm out of college I feel like that isn't appropriate, and if more than one of the four stalls already is occupied, i try again ever 5 min till it's more free in there.

everybody poops.

ORIGINAL: td3692

lol, for a minute this started to remind me of a similar situation i went through in high school....but i wasnt so lucky.