I'm never drinking again.
I got hammered
yesterday for my buddy's birthday.
I have two flashes of memory throughout the night - the pictures at least looked like we all had a good time.
But here is my real problem - my girl and I can't find the remote. I've looked through my entire place. EVERYWHERE. The fridge. Cupboards. Hell I even opened up the washing machine.
I have two flashes of memory throughout the night - the pictures at least looked like we all had a good time.
But here is my real problem - my girl and I can't find the remote. I've looked through my entire place. EVERYWHERE. The fridge. Cupboards. Hell I even opened up the washing machine.
The reason WE aren't drinking anymore is because I woke up with bruises and hand imprints on my body... and because we can't find the remote. Looks like I need more than a helmet. - The Girlfriend
(I'm the one on the right)


