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I must be cursed

Old Sep 1, 2007 | 06:10 PM
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I don't know what it is, but I have to be cursed. I am having the exact opposite luck of the "hot wife thread". It seams that everytime I get something new, only dudes comment about them. I buy my truck (http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2411422) and dudes tell me it's a nice ride. I get my lab pup, take him to the river, and only dudes tell me "hey man thats a sweet lab". I thought that I was going to break the curse when I bought this 600rr, but to no avail, the curse continues. As a matter of fact, just today while I was watching football games at Hooters, I had some random guy come up and tell me he thought I had a "clean a$$ bike". To date the only females that have said a peep to me were a couple 40+ yr old mexican ladies that were crusin around in a benz convertable. I need people to get the word out so later tonight when I go ride I can have a SUV full of 21yr old girls stop me and all want a ride and then invite me back to their house. I just need to get the hell out of Texass, maybe that is the problem. Wish me luck!
 
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Old Sep 1, 2007 | 06:17 PM
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Southern Girls dont like motorcycles. A lot tell me its dangerous and dont want their boyfriends having one and they dont want to ride one.
 
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Old Sep 1, 2007 | 06:24 PM
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And why didn't you try to get the ladies #'s in the Mercedes? Young girls, most of the time, don't have money. Older ladies in a Mercedes unless completely obese or ugly are FTW in my book. I think you missed out on some 401k money there.
 
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Old Sep 1, 2007 | 06:47 PM
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Do0d, I'll bet you look HAWT on the RR!!!
 
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Old Sep 1, 2007 | 07:33 PM
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sounds like you live in Austin
 
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Old Sep 1, 2007 | 07:37 PM
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sounds like you live in Austin
Ha, close! San Antonio. Things have to be better in Austin, at least they HAVE hot girls up there. [sm=wootwoot.gif]
 
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Old Sep 1, 2007 | 07:46 PM
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You can come to lubbock and be around Tech girls all winter.


All tho I heard that lubbock is the highest city in Texas to have sexual diseases. [&:]
 
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Old Sep 1, 2007 | 09:19 PM
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Haha...sorry to laugh, but that is some funny ****, Morgan. Maybe you should put a sock in your pants like I do! It actually hasn't worked for me yet (besides, I'm married)...maybe I should try putting it in the front of my pants next time. [:@]
 
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Old Sep 1, 2007 | 09:27 PM
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Haha...sorry to laugh, but that is some funny ****, Morgan. Maybe you should put a sock in your pants like I do! It actually hasn't worked for me yet (besides, I'm married)...maybe I should try putting it in the front of my pants next time. [:@]
eeeewwww
 
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Old Sep 2, 2007 | 07:13 AM
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I just need to get the hell out of Texass
Only two things come from Texas.....

Texas girls are F**ked up. Every one of them has an overinflated sense of worth and an ego the size of....Texas.
 
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