Lmao, you remind me of my cousin, lol.

Congrats on the good time, you'll remember it forever and the story will get better everytime you tell it! You call 'em, "easy girls," we call 'em, "drunk ******." They're everywhere and they are the reason our women don't trust us! Haha, they know when *****'s chasin' us we can't run that fast!

Lmao at Chris Rock...

 

Good for you! Next time try the 50/50 gatorade/water mix trick, it helps you from dehydrating and then eventual cramping. Pulling a hamstring during sex is the worst.

 

what are you pouting about? pubic hair on women is unacceptable...most ill let a girl get away with is a landing strip...and im talking .5"x1.75" and about a 1.5-2 cut at most...yes, im picky...

 

Well congrats to you man, that sounds like a perfect play for play of a porno LOL.

 

this is in response to mike. LOLL![sm=sigh.gif] dude ik exactly what you mean. girls nowadays are ****in *****-bags that get with anything thats male and can get wood.my advice is to maybe use this to your advantage and get in some freaky/fun **** in with her just to say youve been there, done that. then drop her like a bad habit and find a girl of higher caliber thats worthy of you, is loyal, and wont have a 3inone combo of aids,ghonnorea, and syphillis.

 

They didn't bust out a cup did they?

 

Damn, I miss college again.

And that chick is a stripper?!? BUSTED! She would make NO money here.

 

General rule of thumb...if they are female, you cant trust em (I dont care what they say...the more they say they are trustworthy the less likely to be true).Keep that rule in mind and you'll do alot better. Trust one and well.... good luck to ya man. hehe

 

*****

 

Lucky man!!!

Let's hope your good time doesn't come with surprise STD.[&:]lol.