I have been bitten by
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RE: I have been bitten by
ORIGINAL: voodoochyl
I was on an intergalactic panty raid once. We were hunting for the g string of the most elusive Akavia tribe...they are interstellar gypsies. We tracked them to quadrant S in zone 85 of the Slazar solar system and had the panties in our clutches when a a solar crab jumped from one of the pairs of panties and bit me in the arm. As we all know, they inject a myotoxin and pretty soonthe muscle in my arm was being eaten. I knew I had only one chance. I took a shot of whiskey and...chewed off my ownarm. That is how I am here today to tell you this story. Can we keep the thread now Tahoe?
i will consider locking it unless something worthwhile comes of this thread.
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RE: I have been bitten by
ORIGINAL: fishfryer527
I was working on my boat with my foot in the water. The thing came up and grabbed my toes.
Next week I will discuss the time I touched a dolphin *****.
How did you get bitten by a manatee? I thought they were endangered and you aren't supposed to be near them?
Next week I will discuss the time I touched a dolphin *****.