a lizard
a dog
a cat
a ferret
a manatee
an ostrich
a yellow tail snapper
a stingray
a scallop
a crab (pinched)
ants and various bugs
people
a turtle
a lion cub

None of these happened at a zoo.

 

WTF? lol when they say off topic i guess they mean it.

you wanna hear off topic? i had Kawasaki's disease when i was 3. Ride Red!

 

Ive been bit by a Hedgehog, a goose, a horse, a snake, a mouse, and a few other off your list. More will come to mind later.

 

ive been bitten by........my wife.

 

me too! notmine but yours

this is a totally useless thread that wasted 5 seconds of my life...i will consider locking it unless something worthwhile comes of this thread.

 

I think this thread is very important. It warns all of us to look out for thing that can bite you. Like Hayden’s Wife!

 

I was on an intergalactic panty raid once. We were hunting for the g string of the most elusive Akavia tribe...they are interstellar gypsies. We tracked them to quadrant S in zone 85 of the Slazar solar system and had the panties in our clutches when a a solar crab jumped from one of the pairs of panties and bit me in the arm. As we all know, they inject a myotoxin and pretty soonthe muscle in my arm was being eaten. I knew I had only one chance. I took a shot of whiskey and...chewed off my ownarm. That is how I am here today to tell you this story. Can we keep the thread now Tahoe?

 

How did you get bitten by a manatee? I thought they were endangered and you aren't supposed to be near them? I've been bitten by a horse!

 

my wife usually doesnt bite....unless.....see **** sex thread.....JK.

 

Yeah, I was wondering about the manatee myself. Not to many peoplecan get near a protected 1000 pound sea animal.