So I get out from work and expect to walk up to my beautiful and clean bike but what do I find instead? Bird crap all over my bike. Seriously! I don't crap all over their things why they got to do it on mine. I think I'm going to find a birds next and take a dump in it just to prove a point. Rant over

 

Parked under a tree or power lines I take it...

 

Haha, so we hate cats, birds, what's next?

 

Def bugs for me.

 

Bats.

I have bats at my house and they crap on everything. I have to cover my bike even though it's in my carport.

 

No man, I didn't park under anything. Literally in the middle of our parking lot.

 

Where the hell you live??? I never seen a bat in whole life, so far

 

Ha ha so bird was aiming at your bike as it flew.

I got bird **** on me once when I was little. But I heard they are good for your skin. lol

 

What about a Catbird? (I don't hate them, never crapped on my car) unlike pigeons or seagulls. They make a sound like a cat, more like Neow the a Meow.
Birds in the back ground are Bell birds, both Rain forest dwellers, used to have them in my backyard before I moved, god I miss that place.
YouTube - Green Catbird

 

I've caught em perched on my windscreen taking dumps on my headlight. Bastard.