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Old Jun 30, 2007 | 11:06 AM
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I went over to a friend's house yesterday. This guy is going to help me do some welding on my frame. I pull up the driveway, and in the garage I see her... he didn't even tell me about her... a brand new '06 1krr.
We got to talking about his new bike, and he offered to let me ride it. After saying "no thanks" twice, he insisted one last time... so I took her for a spin.
Man it was one of the most profound moments of my 26 years of existence! What a sweet machine! Only problem is I feel like I cheated on my wife with a hot **** star that's willing to do my every nasty bidding.
 
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Old Jun 30, 2007 | 11:44 AM
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Thats funny
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I feel like I cheated on my wife with a hot **** star that's willing to do my every nasty bidding.
 
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Old Jun 30, 2007 | 12:10 PM
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man with all the other depressing threads around here I exected a little more drama than this... but to be fair I applaud your ability to catch me off guard
 
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Old Jun 30, 2007 | 12:14 PM
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oh the pleasure!!!!
 
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Old Jun 30, 2007 | 01:49 PM
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lol adultry, you thinking of an upgrade now?


 
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Old Jun 30, 2007 | 02:38 PM
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thats the great difference between women and bikes.. the bikes dont care if you take another bike out and ride it hard and come back home and want to do it all over again.
 
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Old Jun 30, 2007 | 02:48 PM
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Well, whats done is done. See if you can sooth her over with some Honda Polish, or some full synthetics, maybe treat her to some Primium unleaded from her favorite station, and if the cut is really deep, a new set of hoops or a corbin or something. The ole F2 will come around, just understand she needs time to heal and to trust you that shes still number one in your book. Good luck!
 
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Old Jun 30, 2007 | 06:27 PM
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Now u know how i feel everytime i take the '06 out of the garage....just like the first time ...everytime...
 
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Old Jun 30, 2007 | 10:50 PM
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...........I feel like I cheated on my wife with a hot **** star that's willing to do my every nasty bidding.
YOU BASTARD! How dare you cheat on your bike! Better give her some damn good make up sex. LOL!!!
 
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Old Jul 1, 2007 | 08:40 PM
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I bought my bike a little present today... you know, to try to smooth things over and rebuild that bridge of trust.She should be getting a pair of new Pazzo shorty levers in the mail this week!
 
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