No freakin joke dude....for starters, I gotta be really really trashed to even try it. Otherwise I just feel like all eyes are on me. I just look like arms and legs in a blender when I try to dance though, it's truly a sad sight.

 

You got it whooped, Holmes! That's all it is. I'm sure you can clap your hands in time with a song, yes? Got your toes tappin, clap your hands to the beat. If you are not against taking lessons with your girl, that would be cool. I wanted to get my wife and I into dance lessons, just for another thing to do together and I know she would have loved it. Plus, she dances a lot like Elain, and could use help...or therapy. She works most nights, though, and it wasn't possible. You might have some fun, and it's good exercise.When all else fails, you can do "The Sprinkler".

 

You can always do the dice thing, it worked in knocked up heh

I dont ever dance unless its with a girl that im trying to get home for the night and its on a crowded *** dance floor so that no one can see you anyway. Otherwise shes going to dance with someone else and usually end up going home with them rather than you no matter how many drinks you buy her. If its with your gf then who cares, just get out there and have fun, she already loves you and you dont have to worry about impressing others. practice makes perfect, youll pick up on it eventually. good luck

and thanks for deleting the apostrophes, they never stop reproducing.